Baby got Belly

Many people have told me that I should "relish" in the fact that I am as big as a turnip truck. Some day I'll look back on all this and smile that I couldn't fit into any of my clothes. (Ya, like the day I get back into my skinny jeans maybe). Anyway, so here are some pictures of my ever increasing mid section.


This is what I wore Sunday. My family thought I looked great from a frontal view. "Wow mom! You look so cute in that!"

Then, I made the mistake of turning sideways. It was so funny. They all jumped at the same time,"Whoa!" And then just loads of laughter. Thanks guys.

I don't know if it is because this is my fifth or if it is because I am five years older than the last one (almost13 years older than the first) but my body is not holding together as well as it used to. It just wants to EXPAND. Notice in the picture above, there is the belly out the front, as well as the big bump out the back. Ug that would be my ever increasing BUTT!

I supposed being a dance teacher and being expected to wear form fitting things during class doesnt' help the self image. I would post pictures of that but then none of you could ever eat again, which would cause you to loose weight, and just make me look all that larger in comparison. Maybe I should start posting some really great fattening recipe's so you all GAIN weight and once again I look thin. :)

So how far along am I you ask? Only 26 weeks. I HAVE 3 MONTHS LEFT!!! Dude! I will be the size of a five star restaurant...with a buffet!